“Fellow bitcoin users[sic] house burned to the ground”

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“Fellow bitcoin users[sic] house burned to the ground”

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In an unironic event that electical engineers and home inspectors have been expecting and predicting for some time now, a bitcoiner’s house has caught fire and left one hapless captain of industry and six innocent bystanders without a home this winter.

 

bitcoinhouse

 

Allegedly this is the result of someone soldering things, but that seems unlikely since bitcoiners are generally known for electical disasters such as the following and worse:

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Heartwarmingly, the Bitcoin community has banded together to “help” their fellow, with predictable results.

Buttcoin is a business that knows it’s shit.

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Buttcoin is a business that knows it’s shit.

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Sorry to dust off the site (yes, I really did close it) but some goober took 5 minutes out of his boring life to teach me a valuable lesson on apostrophes and it’s use in American Grammar.

 

Albert posted:

Will you kindly replace “business” with “writer”.

BitCoins suck but it sucks even more to see your
otherwise-generally-reasonable site shoot “it’self” in the foot time
after time after time.

(image attached)

 

Buttcoin posted:

Dear Albert,

I am neither a business or a writer. Please, kindly get bent.

-Buttcoin

 

Albert posted:

You write on a website, that makes you a writer, fucktard.

Typical goon pretentiousness – trying so hard to sound academic, or at
least literate, and failing utterly on something so basic, then
getting butthurt and defensive when called out on it.

 

Buttcoin posted:

Albert,

I put words on a poorly run website with the word “Butt” in the title so no, I’m not a writer in the traditional sense.

Thanks for the unsolicted grammar lesson and condescending image attachment, I’ll keep that in mind when I’m writing my next novella.

-Buttcoin

Please send me more really cool shit about managing stress levels in the corporate world or bohemian child rearing or whatever.

Buttcoin

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Bitcoins rise from $3 to $7 in the last month, are we looking at a zombie currency in the coming week?

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Bitcoins rise from $3 to $7 in the last month, are we looking at a zombie currency in the coming week?

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Bitcoins seem to be slowly rising from their doledrums. In the last 30 days the price of bitcoins have rising, from nearly crashing below $3 before slowly and steadily rising, just touching above $7 today. What’s going on, what’s driving this increase and what’s going on in the next week for bitcoins?

I have 3 theories myself:

1) People cashing out bitcoins after starting up school again. No time to devote to mining anymore, cash out and spend the cash on books and supplies. The price rise is normal buy-back from people still in the game.

2) Cashing out bitcoins for holiday spending. The end of the year cash crunch means that many people could be selling their bitcoins to buy Christmas presents. Price tanked around October though, which seems too early for that. Price increase was people buying back their coins.

3) Bitcoin is just being the volatile cunt it always is and who know why the fuck the price tanked.

Option 3 seems the most likely option. What’s interesting to watch out for is the upcoming episode of the hit CBS sandy-vagaina show

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