Max Keiser loses his damn mind
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In the wake of the Zimmerman acquittal, Bitcoin shill and inventor of the “Hollywood Dollar” Max Keiser appears to have totally snapped, deciding that he is now a black revolutionary instead of a weird old white dude.
@WazobiaMan Ask 100 black men who's the blackest cat you know and you'll be surprised how many say, Max Keiser.
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
Dear Black America, Start using Bitcoin to f** whitey up. Our brothers and sisters in Kenya are busting a move. http://t.co/AlW20eCU3M
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
If black America went 100% bitcoin they could control US economy within 10 yrs. Whitey is too frickin stupid to get it. This is our time.
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
@ClassClownKJL If all of black America had bought Bitcoin when it was .50 cent (get it!) they'd control more wealth than white America.
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
Satoshi Nakamoto is black.
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
Going back to the origins of mankind you realize one inescapable truth: we all come from black semen. Understand this, and understand life.
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
@str3iber We are all black, just some are lighter shades. We call come from African blood. America denies this; hence the violence.
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
In a sense, Zimmerman committed matricide if you consider his mother – going back a ways – is a black African woman.
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
Cracker's needed a win to keep them fat, stupid & docile. Are you trailer trash? If you applaud verdict: answer is 'yes.' #ZimmermanTrial
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
Just acquitted a murderer and racist… Your barefoot, pregnant teen wife is black a blue from your 'love beating.' TIME FOR A BUD CRACKER!
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
Q: How many crackers does it take to screw in a light bulb. A: It's a trick question, there were no light bulbs in the Bible.
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
Blocking lots of crackers on the tweet stream today. Surprised you ignorant trailer trash even has phones and computers. #ZimmermanTrial
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
#zimmerman is seeking honky asylum in the cracka embassy located in a trailer trash park next to a tree used to hang blacks in 1860 #NewKKK
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
America's #newKKK: huge demographic. Expect Microsoft, Coke, KFC to start marketing with white sheets and 'strange fruit' flavored sodas.
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
MLK: "I have a dream… That strange fruit fixins and lynchings from KFC is so bad ass I can't wait to get to Memphis, y'all. #LovedToDeath
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
MalcolmX: "By any means necessary… get your black selves to KFC for some new strange fruit fixins and lynchings."
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
Dumb American cracka's are against women's reproductive rights so more angry, gun-toting racists can grow up to murder innocent black kids.
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
'Stand your ground' law in US goes back to Justice Holmes; Brown v. United States (1921); original name was, 'kiss my white ass, bitch.'
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
One reason I left Wall St. was the rampant racism and sexism. Rich white cracka's are as bad as their trailer trash brethren.
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
Where'd all the cracka's go? Walmart announce a sale on guns and home still equipment? #PurtyMouthBoy https://t.co/yGEv7FYo12
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
Race and class wars in America alongside continued collapse in Euro economy (and wars in mid-east) should propel Bitcoin to $300.
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
A lot of white trash women will get beaten tonight from their drunk cracka husbands celebrating the Zimmerman verdict. #AmericaWeMissYou
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
I think Obama's happy with Zimmerman verdict as a way to throw whitey a bone. #leadership
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
Let's get #ThrowWhiteyABone trending.
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
Keep in mind; primary reason America has no viable health care is because whites are willing to go without if it means depriving blacks.
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
96% of the U.S. population lives within 20 miles of a sacred Indian burial ground, a slave lynching site, and a Walmart.
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 14, 2013
The difference between American white trash and Euro trash is that Euro trash is against the death penalty.
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 15, 2013
Not since 'Kony2012' have I felt so helplessly out of the loop. I have no idea what #Sharknado is.
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) July 15, 2013
He seems to have stopped for now, instead wishing that all of Goldman Sachs had died in the 9/11 terror attacks. Shine on you crazy diamond!
Cracker
July 16, 2013 @ 10:06 am
The fuck is this cracker on about?
I R KOREA
July 16, 2013 @ 2:19 pm
Yo KH, we all miss you at ED.