Bitcoin haiku
A couple of days ago someone in our dedicated subreddit started a thread to create Bitcoin haiku. In typical Bitcoin fashion, we’re stealing it all.
tatertatertatertot
“bitcoins.” and then he
laughed. but who laughs last? (the one
who laughed at bitcoin.)
nobodybelievesyou
frictionless money
futuristic and secure
sorry for your loss
Purplekeyboard
Every Bitcoin tale
Begins with, “Fuck you, got mine!”
Ends, “Fuck, you got mine!”
Unistrut
Bitcoin price falls down
Hold the line! Trust Satoshi!
Tears fall, like your coins.
kadonka
reassuring words
with eerie robot cadence
hi i’m roger ver
Paradigmist
hey, I liked your post
have a penny for your thoughts
WHOA, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
serpentine91
To the Moon we go
Oh no, the price crashed again
Back to Mom’s Basement
PoopToucher3000
it’s that time again
please post the number for the
suicide hotline
Not to be outdone, SA forums goons got in on the action:
Trig Discipline
“cryptocurrency”
means “even you can’t find it”
sorry for your loss
at least tulip bulbs
grow into pretty flowers
bitcoin’s just hot air
Sweevo
all this mining heat
dries my strawberries nicely
help i have heatstroke
bucketmouse
eternal cycle
screaming, smug, crying, giddy, sad
cryptocurrency
theflyingexecutive
dread pirate roberts
will rot for life in prison
please send magazines