The best Buttcoin tweets
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Choice cuts of butts here:
i am nude, shaved, & ready to be submerged within the digital chrysalis where i will generate bigcoins by doing ki warrior poses until i die
— wint (@dril) April 9, 2013
"Here, kid." you say, flipping the urchin a bitcoin. It's a large server and you've actually thrown it at the child. A woman screams.
— Dank MisTLetoe (@dankmtl) April 9, 2013
Oh you're still into Bitcoin yeah I guess they're ok, I'm more into Litecoin and Namecoin, they're a bit more indie, but yah Bitcoin's cool.
— Andrew S (@bn2b) April 9, 2013
2905: Scholars say the ancient Fedorite used to place a 'bitcoin' under his tongue to gain passage into the Underworld they called 'Reddit'
— Rei_ (@Random_Factor) April 7, 2013
Lemme cut to the chase here: Can I use bitcoin to buy drugs? Okay, super. Why isn't that the only question on your Q&A?
— Brock Wilbur (@brockwilbur) April 7, 2013
Bitcoin is a new way to be smug about money.
— Xmas Cormorant (@palinode) April 8, 2013
ATTN TWITTER CAN YOU BUY BAD DRAGON USING BITCOINS? #buttcoin
— Sneakernets (@Sneakernets) April 6, 2013
"When I die, I want a casket made of bacon. I leave all my bitcoin to the person who starred the most of my tweets." -some asshole probably.
— CV (@cherryvalentino) April 4, 2013
Telling women you're a bitcoin millionaire and still not managing to get laid. #BitcoinProblems
— Bitcoin 101 (@Bitcoin101) April 3, 2013
LADIES – call me Bitcoin because if you invest too heavily in me you will end up wanting to kill yourself
— Roland Borthes (@methadonna) April 3, 2013
<&wit> i hate when my wallet runs out of batteries and my money falls out
— Butt Coin (@ButtCoin) April 3, 2013
What's a bitcoin? Can I cash in my Sonic the Hedgehog rings to get them? Or my Super Mario coins?
— A T (@ARTownsend) April 8, 2013
I had a dream i could buy my way 2 heaven. When i woke up i found out they didn't accept bitcoin
— edgytsune (@pisschild) April 1, 2013
BITCOIN DON'T IGNORE ME. ANSWER MY QUESTION.
— Christian ?_? (@NO_TOUCHING_lol) April 1, 2013
If anyone needs me I'll be in my bitcoin mining cave
— Lucas Sterzinger (@Lucassterzinger) April 1, 2013
i live with a bitcoin redditor MRA manchild and it's killing me
— Lori-James Croft (@GidgetNomates) March 25, 2013
bitcoin is currently plummeting in case you were… oh wait nevermind 1 single tiny buy brought it back up lmao
— AlmightyBob (@AlmightyBoob) March 29, 2013
Now that bitcoin is the new gold, will there be guys on the street corner with signs that say "We Buy …."?
— Scott Smith (@changeist) March 28, 2013
(Can you get laid by telling your date, "Yeah, I bought bitcoin before it was unpopular", yet?)
— Jehu (@Damn_Jehu) March 28, 2013
scrooge mcduck, swimming in his vault full of bitcoin
— ?lil drummer babe? (@mythraidates) March 25, 2013
btw that reddit buttcoin thing was a bunch of MRAs starting a fund to defend each other against evil feminists lmao
— ??s????? (@masanbol) March 22, 2013
https://twitter.com/YuriAndrognopov/status/313627831026450432
No offense to bitcoin people but their discussions always read like an economy LARP to me :p
— MeliSSL ????? (@0xabad1dea) March 12, 2013
5 reasons why you should still invest in Bitcoin: 1. Don't. 2. Don't. 3. Don't. 4. Don't. 5. Don't.
— LJ superstar 2004 (@killhamster) April 9, 2013
Keep up with buttcoin.org on twitter @ButtCoin