It’s about damn time underage porn met an anonymous currency.



Buying drugs over the internet? Please, that was so last week. If oneáillicitávice is good enough for bitcoin, then why not let the whole parade of illegal activities come out of the woodwork? How about some “erotic chat” over skype, which will in no way lead to live video shows as well.

press 1 for buttcoin, press 2 for linden dollars

Limit age in the UK is 16 so only other guys from the UK please I’m totally super serious.áAlso, it’s totally legit to download music from the internet as long as you promise to delete it within 24 hours!

But some people aren’t just satisfied by simple “sexy chats”, so fuck it, let’s go full retard.

mavis beacon teaches buttcoins

Let’s make an “Intro to Buttcoin” video, featuring some chick sticking a candlestick in her poonany. What a great way to introduce legitimate vendors into accepting your funny money.

I would like to nominate “It can also have sex with itself or something like it at this time” in the “”MostáLikelyáto be said in an ArnoldáSchwarzenegger movie”áaward.