Buying drugs over the internet? Please, that was so last week. If one illicit vice is good enough for bitcoin, then why not let the whole parade of illegal activities come out of the woodwork? How about some “erotic chat” over skype, which will in no way lead to live video shows as well.

Limit age in the UK is 16 so only other guys from the UK please I’m totally super serious. Also, it’s totally legit to download music from the internet as long as you promise to delete it within 24 hours!

But some people aren’t just satisfied by simple “sexy chats”, so fuck it, let’s go full retard.

Let’s make an “Intro to Buttcoin” video, featuring some chick sticking a candlestick in her poonany. What a great way to introduce legitimate vendors into accepting your funny money.

I would like to nominate “It can also have sex with itself or something like it at this time” in the “”Most Likely to be said in an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie” award.