twitter – Buttcoin Foundation http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! Wed, 07 Jun 2017 22:27:42 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.7.5 Mt. Gox’s MagicalTux is back, oblivious as ever http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/mt-goxs-magicaltux-is-back-oblivious-as-ever http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/mt-goxs-magicaltux-is-back-oblivious-as-ever#respond Fri, 20 Jun 2014 16:00:09 +0000 http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/?p=2406 After months of silence following the totally unexpected and catastrophic collapse of the Magic: the Gathering Online eXchange, its CEO Mark Karpeles (AKA MagicalTux) has returned to the internet, posting on Twitter about PHP, yakisoba, and the Tokyo subways. It’s some pretty mundane stuff, and it’s obvious that he’s just trying to return to a somewhat […]

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After months of silence following the totally unexpected and catastrophic collapse of the Magic: the Gathering Online eXchange, its CEO Mark Karpeles (AKA MagicalTux) has returned to the internet, posting on Twitter about PHP, yakisoba, and the Tokyo subways. It’s some pretty mundane stuff, and it’s obvious that he’s just trying to return to a somewhat normal life in glorious Nippon.

Everybody whose shit was pushed in by the invisible hand, however, doesn’t want him to forget his follies and are intent on reminding him that they threw thousands of dollars away “investing” in an unstable proof of concept created by an anonymous libertarian. Read on for a lengthy gallery of people who have made terrible decisions:

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LOBSTER LOBSTER LOBSTER and other hits: Bitcoin ebooks http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/lobster-lobster-lobster-and-other-hits-bitcoin-ebooks http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/lobster-lobster-lobster-and-other-hits-bitcoin-ebooks#comments Wed, 21 Aug 2013 17:35:18 +0000 http://buttcoin.org/?p=1968 Out of boredom and the desire to utilize a massive collection of shit bitcoiners actually believe, we here at Buttcoin are “proud” to bring you a twitter feed in the vein of horse_ebooks, Reddit.txt, and other never ending streams of garbage: BTC_ebooks (because some lazy jerk already registered “bitcoin_ebooks” and then did nothing with it.) […]

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Out of boredom and the desire to utilize a massive collection of shit bitcoiners actually believe, we here at Buttcoin are “proud” to bring you a twitter feed in the vein of horse_ebooks, Reddit.txt, and other never ending streams of garbage: BTC_ebooks (because some lazy jerk already registered “bitcoin_ebooks” and then did nothing with it.)

BTCtext

Still in its infancy, it has already given us amazing advice and insights:

 

 

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Apple announces the new Mac Pro, the best bitcoin miner ever created. http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/apple-announces-the-best-bitcoin-miner-on-the-market http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/apple-announces-the-best-bitcoin-miner-on-the-market#comments Mon, 10 Jun 2013 21:22:24 +0000 http://buttcoin.org/?p=1664 At least that’s what most bitcoiners think. Their brains have been permanently fried to the point where anything can be related to bitcoins if you look at it hard enough.   YOU CAN MINE SO MANY BITCOINS ON THIS MAC PRO — chichichatter (@iano) June 10, 2013 The new Mac Pro looks like it'll be […]

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At least that’s what most bitcoiners think. Their brains have been permanently fried to the point where anything can be related to bitcoins if you look at it hard enough.

 

https://twitter.com/ahowe008/status/344152366553108480

https://twitter.com/ShukudaiBakari/status/344180199946084352

https://twitter.com/FredericJacobs/status/344179295817723905

https://twitter.com/0x17h/status/344177167703359488

 

 

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The internet reacts to Mt. Gox’s woes http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/the-internet-reacts-to-mt-goxs-woes http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/the-internet-reacts-to-mt-goxs-woes#comments Thu, 16 May 2013 22:21:18 +0000 http://buttcoin.org/?p=1546 It’s big news by now; the Magic: the Gathering Online eXchange (Mt. Gox) has had assets seized by ICE (a division of the DHS) due to flagrantly violating the law. This made the internet angry. Well, maybe not the whole internet, but enough of it is upset to give us something to point and laugh at. Let’s […]

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It’s big news by now; the Magic: the Gathering Online eXchange (Mt. Gox) has had assets seized by ICE (a division of the DHS) due to flagrantly violating the law. This made the internet angry. Well, maybe not the whole internet, but enough of it is upset to give us something to point and laugh at.

Let’s get this party started by calling people Hitler:

Twitter01

https://twitter.com/c01212uqti0n/status/335056183079604224

ThatOneGuy

The government/PayPal/banks are afraid of Bitcoin!

Not everybody on Twitter is pessimistic though:

Yeah, I’m pretty sure this argument won’t work at all:

There’s more to social media than Twitter, which is why we’ve found these for you:

Bitcointalk:

MoneyNotCommodity

BrightSideOfLife

CoinLabConspiracy

DefendingTheShellGame

FreemanOnTheLand

SDAnnouncement

Reddit:

Reddit01

Reddit02

Facebook:

GoxFB01

GoxFB02

Nobody's career should depend on Bitcoins

Nobody’s career should depend on Bitcoins

GoxFB04

For a fantastic laugh, look up "Freemen on the land" or "Sovereign Citizens"

For a fantastic laugh, look up “Freemen on the land” or “Sovereign Citizens

GoxFB06

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The best Buttcoin tweets http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/the-best-buttcoin-tweets http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/the-best-buttcoin-tweets#respond Tue, 09 Apr 2013 20:01:33 +0000 http://buttcoin.org/?p=1138 Choice cuts of butts here:   i am nude, shaved, & ready to be submerged within the digital chrysalis where i will generate bigcoins by doing ki warrior poses until i die — wint (@dril) April 9, 2013 "Here, kid." you say, flipping the urchin a bitcoin. It's a large server and you've actually thrown […]

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Choice cuts of butts here:

 

https://twitter.com/YuriAndrognopov/status/313627831026450432

 

Keep up with buttcoin.org on twitter @ButtCoin

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Twitter is mad about buttcoin http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/twitter-is-mad-about-buttcoin http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/twitter-is-mad-about-buttcoin#comments Tue, 30 Aug 2011 18:08:30 +0000 http://buttcoin.org/?p=384 And I don’t mean “mad” as in the Paul Riser kind of way.

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And I don’t mean “mad” as in the Paul Riser kind of way.

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Buttcoin Kings of Facebook http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/buttcoin-kings-of-facebook http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/buttcoin-kings-of-facebook#comments Tue, 21 Jun 2011 20:47:01 +0000 http://buttcoin.org/?p=267 Let’s check out some sweet Bitcoin Facebook action, shall we? Poor David here can’t eat because no one accepts his crypto-currency. Yes you are, you fucking scary Russian bear. What a ladies man. Sorry bub, no amount of buttcoins in the world will buy the poontang needed to transform you into a functional member of […]

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Let’s check out some sweet Bitcoin Facebook action, shall we?

i need soupPoor David here can’t eat because no one accepts his crypto-currency.

Yes you are, you fucking scary Russian bear.

What a ladies man. Sorry bub, no amount of buttcoins in the world will buy the poontang needed to transform you into a functional member of society.

Perhaps your get-rich schemes should involve something more than imaginary Liberty Dollars.

You look crazy to me

We’ve found Ozzy Ozbourne’s mother. Good lord you’re ugly.

This digital gangster cant handle the 0-day buttcoin haxxs

Thanks to YOSPOS for the inspiration

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