Trim that neckbeard
It can hazardous to your health
It’s about damn time underage porn met an anonymous currency.
Buying drugs over the internet? Please, that was so last week. If one illicit vice is good enough for bitcoin, then why not let the whole parade of illegal activities come out of the woodwork? How about some “erotic chat” over skype, which will in no way lead to live video shows as well.
Limit age in the UK is 16 so only other guys from the UK please I’m totally super serious. Also, it’s totally legit to download music from the internet as long as you promise to delete it within 24 hours!
But some people aren’t just satisfied by simple “sexy chats”, so fuck it, let’s go full retard.
Let’s make an “Intro to Buttcoin” video, featuring some chick sticking a candlestick in her poonany. What a great way to introduce legitimate vendors into accepting your funny money.
I would like to nominate “It can also have sex with itself or something like it at this time” in the “”Most Likely to be said in an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie” award.
We did it guys, we caused the bitcoin crash!
Give yourselves a round of applause! All your tweets and twats and whatnot about this site apparently brought down the entire market! Currency of the future indeed!
Actually, we didn’t do jack shit, we’re just a humorous blog on the internet.
His point about telling me that oil didn’t crash and then showing a graph where oil crashed is just ripe to be explored further, but unfortunately the bitcoin site has limited discussion of anything bitcoin related to the “old miners” now. Newbies are no longer welcome in the world of buttcoin.
EDIT: I just noticed he’s trying to prove oil didin’t crash in the 80’s by showing me a graph of oil dropping in 2008. What a useless bag of hot air. How about a new graph you sack of shit.
Does that giant spike look like anything to you? IT’S A FUCKING BUBBLE AND CRASH
Buttcoins have dropped below $10
Not a bubble?
Reminder, listen to your friends!
When they tell you sell, you sell.
Today’s buttcoin action summed up in one .gif
The buttcoin crash begins
Someone look at my post yesterday and tell me I wasn’t right on the fucking money with where in the bubble we were.
Someone decides they want to be an internet million, sells off 135k of bitcoins, becoming a millionaire off the backs of broke nerds.
What happens when you place a sell order that large in a market that volitile? It drops like a fucking rock.
Woah, nelly. And it seems to be dropping and dropping more and more every minute.
The currency of the future!
BTW Mt. Gox stands for “Magic the Gathering online exchange”. That is the larget bitcoin marketplace, a discarded MtG site.
Bitcoin Bubble update 6/10
What stage are we in right now?
Looks like we’re at the “return to normal”, nothing to worry about here folks.
Buttcoin Mining Accidents.
Buttcoin people are clumsy, fat nerds who have no business being around a computer, let alone trying to run 6 video cards in a pizza box. Luckily Bitcoin Mining Accidents is here to both mock and educate buttcoin miners.
Here’s a great annecdote:
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