LOBSTER LOBSTER LOBSTER and other hits: Bitcoin ebooks

killhamster bitcoin, buttcoin, funny, twitter 1 Comment August 21, 2013

Out of boredom and the desire to utilize a massive collection of shit bitcoiners actually believe, we here at Buttcoin are “proud” to bring you a twitter feed in the vein of horse_ebooks, Reddit.txt, and other never ending streams of garbage: BTC_ebooks (because some lazy jerk already registered “bitcoin_ebooks” and then did nothing with it.)

Still in its infancy, it has already given us amazing advice and insights:

I admit to avoiding brushing my teeth in favor of adopting bitcoin as payment

— BIT COIN DOT TEXT (@BTC_ebooks) August 21, 2013

there is no female friendzone, even if everyone doesn't use it. The block reward just got cut in half… …

— BIT COIN DOT TEXT (@BTC_ebooks) August 21, 2013

Own a piece of Bitcoin &cheeseburgers

— BIT COIN DOT TEXT (@BTC_ebooks) August 21, 2013

It's the year 2016…Bitcoin is now a thing

— BIT COIN DOT TEXT (@BTC_ebooks) August 21, 2013

Bitcoin, the poor Americans offshore tax haven.

— BIT COIN DOT TEXT (@BTC_ebooks) August 21, 2013

ITS FUCKING CALLED Bitcoin, NOT Bit Coin SO SHUT THE FUCK UP

— BIT COIN DOT TEXT (@BTC_ebooks) August 20, 2013

buy high, sell low; you still make money

— BIT COIN DOT TEXT (@BTC_ebooks) August 20, 2013

Do you realize, if you are hot, I would like to invest in say, 10 bit coins. What is this supercomputer?…

— BIT COIN DOT TEXT (@BTC_ebooks) August 21, 2013