I am a journalist by trade. I also enjoy pistachios.

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  1. Bitbit is after you
    April 16, 2014 @ 3:07 am

    Hilarious, as usual ­čśÇ

    For the folks who can’t afford to suffer the whole playlist, listen directly to the two gems, 1st I got goxed, 3rd Love you like a bitcoin by Kryptina.

    “So send me one more bitcoin, maybe…” *whistle*

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  2. Antonpoopalous
    April 16, 2014 @ 1:54 pm

    I couldn’t listen to more than 5 seconds of each lol

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  3. After Waterboarding
    April 28, 2014 @ 3:30 am

    MAKE IT STOP!! DEAR GOD, MAKE IT STOP!!!

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  4. kfreed
    May 5, 2014 @ 11:58 pm

    Oh my… songs even… reminds me of something. Can’t quite put my finger on it. Wait… yes I can: http://www.sheilaomalley.com/?p=9750

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    • Mike Tobias
      May 6, 2014 @ 1:32 am

      You are a dumbfuck

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      • kfreed
        May 6, 2014 @ 2:47 am

        When I start trading my “fiat” money for buttcoins, then I’ll be a dumb fuck. Meanwhile, that honor goes, almost exclusively, to Ron Paul sheeplets, who repeatedly line up for fleecing… if bitcoins were printed on paper, you’d at least be able to wipe your arse with them:

        “Fool’s Gold”

        “Bitcoin is a fantasy. The Internet

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  5. Lord William Fitzgerald faunt
    October 23, 2014 @ 10:40 pm

    Hard to care that much about this story.

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  6. Pocket Feature 25
    October 30, 2014 @ 9:33 pm

    One thousand, nine hundred and ninety words indignantly moralizing over a brief two paragraph Bitcoin-STDH.txt.

    I mean I’m definitely cringing and the word “spastic” certainly comes to mind but neither one of those is because of the Reddit post.

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  7. kfreed
    November 21, 2014 @ 5:56 am

    We’ve figured out by now that Libertarians are basically scam artists and criminals… from online cime sydicates right down to petty pumpkin theft… with high minded excuses aplenty:) Yeah, in Libertopia those “property rights” don’t apply to other people’s property. Sounds less like a movement and more like “Lord of the Flies” to me.

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  8. ed
    March 2, 2017 @ 3:27 am

    lmfao @ butthurt maggots crying about a couple of pumpkins that OP actually paid for and will without a doubt have been the most expensive pumpkins ever. EVER!!

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