The ABCs of Bitcoin
A is for the ancaps, deluded though they are
B is for Bruce Wagner, and little boys afar
C is for cryptography, a cool thing wasted here
D is for DAD, FUCK YOU, knock when you come near
E is for electric bills and unkempt nests of cables
F is for furries and their awful dog dick tables
G is for graphics cards, using watts of juice
H is for heat, it’s all that they produce
I am for bitcoins, I swear they’re in demand
J is for journalists, who just don’t understand
K is for kilos of drugs bought in a flash
L is for laughter from stores who prefer cash
M is for MtGox, subject to Japan’s laws,
N is for this news, which is good because
O is for O-stock, where fleshlights sold out from
P is for pedos, who love the little ones
Q is for Quebec, with cheaper electricity
R is for Reddit, our fine community
S is for scammer tag, for those very misleading
T is for the tumblers, ignoring victims’ pleading
U is for unconfirmed, you’re holding up the lines
V is for Voorhees, he’s running from the fines
W is for wackos who preach Bitcoin creed
X is for X-rays their brains probably need
Y is for YOSPOS where laffchains bring mirth
Z is for zero: what Bitcoin is worth.
Thanks to Lansdowne, flakeloaf, Dixie Cretin Seaman, haveblue, and AlbieQuirky