In an unironic event that electical engineers and home inspectors have been expecting and predicting for some time now, a bitcoiner’s house has caught fire and left one hapless captain of industry and six innocent bystanders without a home this winter.

Allegedly this is the result of someone soldering things, but that seems unlikely since bitcoiners are generally known for electical disasters such as the following and worse:

Heartwarmingly, the Bitcoin community has banded together to “help” their fellow, with predictable results.