Comments on: If Coinbase is the future of Bitcoin, then I want off this ride.

By: Ghost of Bruce Lee Roy

Ghost of Bruce Lee Roy — Thu, 30 Jul 2015 22:50:00 +0000

i like coinbase so i couldnt even finish this garbage. Did you not know that you can view text messages from your computer? Take off sms notifications badges on locked screen and if the phone is stolen scramble it. Not that the common theft would really know who’s phone he is stealing or bitcoin for that matter. I just wasnt sure if you were serious,you friend throwing your phone into a lake as some kind of joke? You are a stupid ass do you know that?

By: honeybunch2k10

honeybunch2k10 — Fri, 03 Jul 2015 15:52:00 +0000

So far bitcoin and coinbase seem pretty awful. Let’s see, a week to get your money, err, bitcoins? SERIOUS? If banks or credit cards did that, they’d go out of biz very quickly. Coinbase and bitcoins are newbie friendly.

By: honeybunch2k10

honeybunch2k10 — Fri, 03 Jul 2015 11:49:00 +0000

Exactly. Coinbase and Bitcoin in general is pretty $hitty. Of course, the cultists will be upset.

By: -AHS-_Prism

-AHS-_Prism — Mon, 16 Feb 2015 03:33:00 +0000

i’m sorry king of the dickheads had an hour of time to waste to tell you this article sucks because i couldn’t stop grimacing in embarrassment at the fact that you put yourself through all this shit for comedy / criticism’s sake, holy shit i love this article and i’d love more well written descriptions about how frustrating various bitcoin related services are to realistically use

By: Wampler Longacre

Wampler Longacre — Fri, 16 Jan 2015 11:19:00 +0000

That’s amazing … I was so keyed-in to the bad capitalization and lack of apostrophe in “don’t” … that I actually SAW “your” instead of “you are” right afterwards. My mind just swapped in the shitty grammar of “your”, even though it wasn’t there, because it just so clearly felt like it should be there…

You must be some kind of hypnotist!

By: Wampler Longacre

Wampler Longacre — Fri, 16 Jan 2015 11:19:00 +0000

His clicking-finger got tired. (And his mom called him to bed.)

By: Wampler Longacre

Wampler Longacre — Fri, 16 Jan 2015 11:15:00 +0000

Yeah well you’re not funny at all!

By: Wampler Longacre

Wampler Longacre — Fri, 16 Jan 2015 11:14:00 +0000

U JUST JELLY

By: anon2

anon2 — Mon, 05 Jan 2015 17:52:00 +0000

Man, you really hit the nail with this article!

I’ve been following you guys for almost half a year now, and I kinda missed the shitflinging at the comments that old articles used to have. It seems that the change from buttcoin to fundation did cut some of your most casual public.
It’s always funny to see the balant trolls in action. Keep up with the good work!

By: Nicsho

Nicsho — Mon, 05 Jan 2015 01:41:00 +0000

This went through 51 revisions over 2 months, and was looked at by 2 other people who all agreed it was okay to publish. While its not a masterpiece, its certainly not what you’re describing. Also, great name!