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  1. What really caused the 2013 bitcoin crash? — Oh Internet!
    April 12, 2013 @ 4:32 pm

    […] Today’s post is brought to you by the illustrious Buttcoin, home to honest news and information about Bitcoins. See the original article here. […]


  2. Anon ymous
    April 12, 2013 @ 5:37 pm

    technically the only people who lost money are the ones who bought overpriced fiat after panicking over their ‘potential’ earnings. If there was no true demand the value would have dropped to 0, but no people have been continuing to buy bitcoins at an increasing rate. You should buy more now.


    • LJ superstar 2004
      April 12, 2013 @ 10:12 pm

      “bought overpriced fiat”



    • Guest
      April 13, 2013 @ 9:19 am

      “You should buy more now.”

      Translation: “Oh shit, the price dropped. Please be lemmings and buy these Chuckie Cheese Tokens!”


    • C W
      April 21, 2013 @ 10:31 am

      “You’d be crazy not to buy now!”

      truly never the words of a pump & dumper that got on the fucked side of things


  3. seaboard Nightingale
    April 12, 2013 @ 6:33 pm

    My preferred “it wasn’t a bubble, honest!” theory is that the buttcoin economy just doesn’t make any goddamn sense and is liable to fluctuate wildly for any or no reason. What, I didn’t say that buttcoiners would *like* that theory more than “it was a bubble.” ­čśë


    • C W
      April 21, 2013 @ 10:29 am

      I like it when the Von Miseturbators claim that we can’t apply traditional economic theory to Bitcoin because it’s “so revolutionary”. At least, that’s what I’ve seen the Austrians claim on Hacker News.


      • seahen
        May 2, 2014 @ 1:38 pm

        Sort of like how we couldn’t apply it to dot-com stocks in the 90s?


  4. big dick nigga
    April 13, 2013 @ 3:28 am

    ur mum destroyed bitcoin cuz she was so fat lmao


  5. a
    October 30, 2014 @ 3:50 am

    Does FYGM means “fuck your grandmother”?


    • killhamster
      October 30, 2014 @ 7:42 am

      it’s shorthand for “fuck you, got mine”


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