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I was only kidding (about “pedo stuff”)

killhamster — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 17:17:17 +0000

In which a buttcoiner admits that he wanted a server set up for “pedo stuff.” Nobody noticed that part for a half-dozen posts, instead choosing to argue about who paid or didn’t pay whom.

Bitcoin, ladies and gentlemen.

Pretty sure that’s not how irony works, but what do I know?

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What would you do for a Bitcoin?

killhamster — Fri, 01 Feb 2013 21:11:43 +0000

What horrible things would you be willing to do just to get some free “money?” Let’s find out!

I’m concerned that it would only take five bucks to convince a guy to do this.

Nobody wants to be your friend if you’re into Bitcoins.

Will show bits for Bitcoins

No you won’t. Get out of the basement already.

At least this guy’s honest about it.

Praying is totally like quantum mechanics, dude!

I will fart into a mic and then process it with an LFO for fifty cents.

The guy above you could use your help.

A naked girl on the internet? Unheard of!

MODS

Your request timed out.

“Here is how you get to 4chan, and here is reddit…”

The guy above you could give you a hand.

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It’s about damn time underage porn met an anonymous currency.

Buttcoin — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 20:26:36 +0000

Buying drugs over the internet? Please, that was so last week. If one�illicit�vice is good enough for bitcoin, then why not let the whole parade of illegal activities come out of the woodwork? How about some “erotic chat” over skype, which will in no way lead to live video shows as well.

Limit age in the UK is 16 so only other guys from the UK please I’m totally super serious.�Also, it’s totally legit to download music from the internet as long as you promise to delete it within 24 hours!

But some people aren’t just satisfied by simple “sexy chats”, so fuck it, let’s go full retard.

Let’s make an “Intro to Buttcoin” video, featuring some chick sticking a candlestick in her poonany. What a great way to introduce legitimate vendors into accepting your funny money.

I would like to nominate “It can also have sex with itself or something like it at this time” in the “”Most�Likely�to be said in an Arnold�Schwarzenegger movie”�award.

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Finally, a use for Buttcoins

Buttcoin — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 18:13:08 +0000

Probably would have stolen your wallet.dat while you were asleep anyways

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