idiots – Buttcoin Foundation http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! Wed, 07 Jun 2017 22:27:42 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.7.5 Bitcoiners rally around a Freeman’s right to not be enslaved by the state to pay his speeding ticket. http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/bitcoiners-rally-around-freemans-right-enslaved-state-pay-speeding-ticket http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/bitcoiners-rally-around-freemans-right-enslaved-state-pay-speeding-ticket#comments Wed, 09 Oct 2013 19:24:53 +0000 http://buttcoin.org/?p=2075 I’ve often stated that Bitcoiners and LIbertarians are one and the same, but there’s also a much more entertaining subset of the population that is attracted to Bitcoins, and that is people who claim to be a “Freeman on the land“, or Freeman for short. These are a group of people who believe that normal […]

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I’ve often stated that Bitcoiners and LIbertarians are one and the same, but there’s also a much more entertaining subset of the population that is attracted to Bitcoins, and that is people who claim to be a “Freeman on the land“, or Freeman for short. These are a group of people who believe that normal rules of law don’t really apply to them and if you just follow some bizzare magic ritual, you can convince any judge in a court of law of this fact.

From RationalWiki:

Freemen hold that we are all subject to a massive international legal�conspiracy�perpetrated for the profit of the�elites, but you can hack the system if you just use the right form of words.[3]�They believe only in their version of natural law, which they call “common law.” In practical terms, they believe this means they do not have to pay�taxes, debts, mortgages, etc. because we were all deceived and if you say the right form of words, this fact will be accepted!

Freemen believe they can declare themselves independent of�government�jurisdiction using the concept of “lawful rebellion”: that all statute law is contractual and therefore only applicable if an individual consents to it. They assert that what everyone else regards as “the law” doesn’t apply to them as they have not consented to a contract with the�state,[4]�even going so far as to claim they have a lawful right to refuse arrest if they do not consent. They insist that the government is a�corporation, are obsessed with maritime law, and call themselves things like “John of the family Smith.” Essentially, they’re hilarious and somewhat less threatening�sovereign citizens.

Here’s a video that explains how nuts these Freeman people are. You don’t need to watch the whole video, only the first 1:30 or so. If you don’t want to hang yourself by then you’re a stronger man than I:

 

Most of these Freeman types love to reject the law in the most pathetic ways possible; things like not paying parking tickets or paying child support are the most common forms to societal disobedience. Over on the newly re-opened Bitcointalk forums, a fellow Bitcoiner who goes by the creative handle “420”�decides he will be a slave of The State no more and refuses to pay his speeding ticket. He also want the rest of the forum to pay his fine for him instead:

 

Should I pay my Traffic Tickets?

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you didn’t pay traffic tickets?

I’m in California and I have two tickets, and I’m tired of the fascist extortionist state.

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My idea; if I can get 10BTC donated I will let you the forum/people decide what I do:

Option 1: Ignore the tickets and letters up to a notice of “Your License will be Suspended in X days”

Option 2: Try to fight the tickets with standard Trial by Declartion (already tried and lost for one ticket recently)

Option 3: Send a letter and include the fantastic video showing how speed limits are not aimed at safety at all:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BKdbxX1pDw

This could be like an ongoing Audience decided ‘Reality Show’, I can post updates on�YouTube

Why 10BTC? that’s close to the fine amount I’d be paying and only Nakamoto knows how much this fiasco will eventually cost me

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You can donate to:
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(someone quote this so we know it’s not changed)

Was he wronged? Does he think the cop was mistaken? Of course not.

 

I just want to be left alone; not a slave; able to travel freely by the most prevalent and popular and safe method with an automobile that I own and am very familiar with how to be safe in using it.

He’s the only safe driver out there obviously.

However, his thread ends up being some sort of honeypot to attract all the crazies as well.

First of all I am not a lawyer. Follow this strategy at your own risk.

I have seen this strategy used successfully before fighting tickets. basically it goes like this…

You get to court, you are allowed to speak and you ask the judge…

“Do I have a right to a fair and impartial hearing in this court today?”

The judge should reply in the affirmative. Then you will ask…

“Your honor who is bringing fourth this complaint against me today?”

He will reply “The State of California.”

You will then ask…

“Your honor who do you represent here today?”

He will reply:

“The State of California.”

You then ask:

“Your honor, if the plaintiff here today is The State of California, and you represent The State of California, how is it possible for me to receive a fair hearing today in this court?”

He at this point has two choices…
1. He dismisses the case and leaves the court with his robes in a bunch.

2. He really hits you hard with everything he can think of such as maximum punishments for your ticket, contempt of court, etc. You might think this is a loss, but this is really a win. Why is that? Because if he continues with the charges after you have demonstrated the hearing is impartial you put the judge into the realm of PERSONAL CIVIL LIABILITY, meaning you can now sue the piss out of him and take HIS SHIT. They usually know this and use the threats as a form of intimidation. At this point you could remind him of his civil liability, or you could let him heap on the charges and then take all his crap later when you sue him. Obviously this option is only useful if you wish to actually sue him.

Again follow this strategy at your own risk. I am not a lawyer. I have however seen pissed off judges storm out of the court room after a scenario like this.

You got the required “WAKE UP SHEEPLE!” posts.

Come on, we all know it is about the revenue.

Kudos to the OP on trying wake the peeps up and trying to get them to fight back.

The only way to stop the madness is to starve the beast.

.gov cannot run without the revenue (taxes, tickets, licenses fees, etc.)

At least at the local level.

Perhaps the fed can, cause all they have to do is print more $$$.

Back to the original topic, if you can� – spring for an attorney, it levels the playing field.

Some crazy guy claiming that fishing is a “God given right”.

I got a seat belt ticket a few years back and forgot all about it. A couple months later an officer came by my house and left a card.

I was like shit I missed my court date. I need to fix this, so I gave him a call. Said man I messed up and want to fix this. What do I need to do? He says oh no big deal just come on down here. I asked do I need to bring anything and he say just yourself. I said bullshit and stopped at the atm and withdrew 250 usd. When I got down there they immediately arrested me, booked me , took my bio metrics then set my bond at 400 usd secured bond. Had to spend most of the day in jail and call my dad to come and bring me some cash

Just 3 days ago I went to court over a fishing licence ticket. I tool the officer when he gave me the ticket that he was stealing from me and my family, called him a thief at which point he asked why I dint have a licence and I told him that i didnt need a licence to fish that it wasnt him or the state of north carolina that gave me the right to fish. I told him I was born with right. He did not like it. So when I went to court he showed up and told the judge I gave him a hard time. Without letting me say one word she tacked on another 250 usd to the fine for a total of 430 usd.

I have 2 felony convictions have spent 6 years on probation, 5 months in prison, and given the state over 100k �take it from someone who knows. If you stir up shit you are the one that is gonna be left stinking

Just pay the god damn fine and keep working to defund the state with bitcoin

Mr. 420 is getting more distraught by the hour

This is turning extremely difficult to pay the fine psychologically.

i am disgusted

Someone plays the cheerleader role

Welcome to the fucked up world we live in. 1984 is real my friend.

Nothing can be done about it

Other than taking away the funding

Someone else tries to look at the bigger picture

1984? �It’s just a speeding ticket.

While that just drives the crazies off the fucking deep end.

how could i live if i didn’t pay they arrest me or just take away a license?

I just imagine the people who wouldn’t have the money to pay; one ticket is half a day’s drive away if you want to plead to the judge.

This is today’s tyranny; yeah it’s the light side compared to jailing drug users and tear gassing protestors and bystanders at the G20 protests

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Maybe to you.

This is just the tip of the ice burg.

To drive first you have to give over the right to your private property.. by registering you car with the state. It is not your car. Dont pay your taxes on it and watch them take it

Then you are mandated to buy private insurance so that you can drive it down the road. It is not your money you dont get to decide how to spend it. You get to spend it the way that the state mandates

Then you are mandated to wear your seat belt. It is not your life you can not decide the risk you are willing to take

Then you have to get it inspected. I was an auto tech for 10 years and I cant make the decision if my vehicle is safe or not

Then you have to run mandated fuel through it with ethanol that destroys the fuel delivery system

The you have to follow arbitrary speed limits again you dont get to decide what is a safe.

There is nothing about it that is not dictated to you.

You dont even get to decide on the body style. You get the body style that the state mandates the manufactures to produce

You’re right, it’s a full blown tyranny.

 

Maybe it was a sped trap or something? How fast was this guy going?

80 in a 65; mild traffic, central california

Yeah that’s not actually very safe at all.

SA Forums superstar surebet asks why 420 is asking $1000+ to cover a $146 fine

I’ve payed $1,000+ in tickets this year

I said that was for entertainment value; if I received those I would have done the option the audience chooses; you choose my fate HAHA

Who’s extorting who now?

 

This goes on for a couple more pages with a back and forth that gets more and more maddening as a number of different forum members list their grievances with The State proudly proclaim how many tickets they’ve gotten, how many laws they’ve broken and for some reason how much drugs they have done(?).

 

Forums member 420 ultimately doesn’t get his Bitcoin bounty and has to pay THE MAN for his reckless driving charge.

 

Of course he can’t quite grow up and has to do one last passive aggressive move to prove he is truly free. That results in this masterpiece:

extortion

Good job guy, I’m sure dad will proudly hang that on his fridge as a symbol of the day his little boy became a man.

 

For more Freeman insanity, I recommend these 2 cool videos.

 

The classic video of a Freeman getting tazed by someone who doesn’t want to take his shit:

 

And a cringe-worthy 30 minute long video of a Freeman trying every trick in the book to get get parking ticket dismissed and failing miserably:

 

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Reddit thinks children should be introduced to gambling as a valuable Bitcoin teaching tool. http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/reddit-thinks-children-introduced-gambling-valuable-bitcoin-teaching-tool http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/reddit-thinks-children-introduced-gambling-valuable-bitcoin-teaching-tool#comments Mon, 09 Sep 2013 19:21:43 +0000 http://buttcoin.org/?p=2013 Someone posed a question in /r/bitcoin on Reddit asking if kids should be indoctrinated�marketed to about the wonderful benefits of Bitcoin, other than drugs and gambling of course. Bitcoin should “market” to kids (self.Bitcoin) submitted 10 hours ago by Euphorbium Well, maybe not market, but kids should be educated about it. There should be some […]

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Someone posed a question in /r/bitcoin on Reddit asking if kids should be indoctrinated�marketed to about the wonderful benefits of Bitcoin, other than drugs and gambling of course.

Bitcoin should “market” to kids (self.Bitcoin)
submitted 10 hours ago by Euphorbium
Well, maybe not market, but kids should be educated about it. There should be some campaigns targeting young children, similar to raspberry pi foundation teaching kids to code. Children are not stupid, nor as ignorant as adults, they will understand this if explained correctly and they can influence their parents a lot. If you think this would be somehow unethical, just think about all the crapfood advertisement targeted to children. This would be beneficial to kids, as it would help them understand current monetary system way better. How should this be done? I don’t know, but lets brainstorm. Maybe some bitcoin related mobile apps directed to kids are needed?

Some other Redditors wondered aloud however, what’s so wrong with gambling anyways? You should get your kids hooked on gambling too!

astrolabe 3 points 6 hours ago

I agree that children are a very good use case for bitcoin. They don’t have credit cards, but want to purchase things on the internet. There is a bit of a chicken and egg situation with not much for them to buy (I can think of the humble bundle) and not many kids with bitcoins. Improving either side of this relation would be helpful.
I gave my God son a small amount of bitcoin after explaining the system to him, showed him the transactions and blocks coming in on http://blockchain.info/, and the trades appearing on http://bitcoin.clarkmoody.com/.
I didn’t tell him about the bitcoin gambling sites, but he’s capable of discovering them himself. I’m not sure whether exposing children to gambling is a good thing or a bad thing. Maybe they could become addicted to gambling at an early age, but maybe they will have the experience of losing all their money when it doesn’t really matter, and it will serve as an innoculation.

 

Lentil-Soup�4 points��ago

but maybe they will have the experience of losing all their money when it doesn’t really matter, and it will serve as an innoculation.

So much this. My 7 year old saw me playing Satoshi Circle and asked what I was doing. I explained it to him and he seemed interested. I gave him 100 millibits and let him go crazy. After he was done, he said that it was interesting because it was both good and bad. He said it was good because you have a chance of winning a lot of money, but bad because you will probably lose all of it instead.

Don’t you think it might be a bad idea to introduce kids to gambling, an activity that can trigger all sorts of compulsive behaviors on young malleable minds? That if they lose Bitcoins they don’t just go “oh well, I won’t do that again” and might do as some gamblers do, keep wanting to chase that big score?

 

Or maybe it’s all part of the plan? Hmmm…

 

CamelCoin

 

BITCOIN! Get ’em hooked while they’re young!

 

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Grab your popcorn, bitcoin approaches $50 in the middle of a runaway expanding bubble and when it pops it’s going to get ugly. http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/grab-your-popcorn-bitcoin-approaches-50-in-the-middle-of-a-runaway-expanding-bubble-and-when-it-pops-its-going-to-get-ugly http://www.buttcoinfoundation.org/grab-your-popcorn-bitcoin-approaches-50-in-the-middle-of-a-runaway-expanding-bubble-and-when-it-pops-its-going-to-get-ugly#comments Wed, 06 Mar 2013 17:43:36 +0000 http://buttcoin.org/?p=949 EDIT: It’s crashing now, watch it live here. If you haven’t heard, bitcoin�surpassed�it’s previous high of $32 and is very rapidly approaching $50. There really isn’t any reason for the rally over the past week or so besides Kim Dotcom saying he wants a bitcoin credit card for his illegal file sharing service and some […]

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EDIT: It’s crashing now, watch it live here.

If you haven’t heard, bitcoin�surpassed�it’s previous high of $32 and is very rapidly approaching $50. There really isn’t any reason for the rally over the past week or so besides Kim Dotcom saying he wants a bitcoin credit card for his illegal file sharing service and some dude from the Pirate Bay saying he expects Bitcoins to reach $100,000.

 

Look at this crazy graph that’s totally normal and sane for a stable currency.

btc-surge

 

This is not normal. THIS IS NOT NORMAL YOU IDIOTS.

Here’s the recent�bubble�overlaid over the last�bubble.

btc-overlay

 

We’re a few days away from a repeat of the last crash, and it’s gonna be just as bad this time.

 

Remember when you were a kid, playing with Lego? And you tried to build a giant Lego tower, but you didn’t build a base for it, just stacked Lego on top of Lego until it was all�wobbly�and fell over.

Let’s look at the�volatility�over the past hour as bitcoin reaches it’s unsustainable peak and tumbles down.

btc-volatile

 

Wild spikes of a dollar or more, this is the currency of the future folks.

So grab your popcorn folks, it’s about to get REAL good!

 

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