Twilight’s got a new rig set up, mining fractions of Bitbits a day. She keeps a close eye on Mt. Fox (Magic: The Friendshipping Online eXchange) so that she can buy and sell at a moment’s notice, plus an hour or so for the transaction time. Pinkie Pie told her that Bitbits violate almost all the basic laws of ponynomics, but Twilight did it anyway. Since Celestia is footing the utility bill for the library, Twilight can mine all day and night for free, and with only a few years of mining profits she will be able to pay off the cost of the miners. Hopefully she doesn’t get heatstroke before the Equestrian Bit collapses and makes her a real Bitbit Princess!

Bitbits can only go up uP UP!

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