Butterfly Labs asserted its alpha-male dominance on that bitch-ass FTC today. BFL literally whipped its dick out for the world to see and showed everyone that BFL really stands for “Better Fucking Listen” because that’s what you gotta do now you little weak-ass punks.

Today the judge just straight up said “Fuck yeah, bro” and high-fived BFL’s totally swole hand and then they both cupped balls. This rad judge let the world know that BFL, while it’s true that they did delay a bunch of shit and straight-up lie to their customers, isn’t doing it any more and so the FTC has no right to be all up in their shit.

You see that idiots? BFL stopped doing preorders because our customers finally wised the fuck up so you have NO RIGHT to take their foam pitchforks.

Also remember how the FTC was all like “Ugh, these BFL guys said you could make money off these things?” when we’ve known that’s not true? Well chew on this:

Read it and weep hombre. BLF told it’s customers on forums that it was profitable but didn’t have it on their own website. Also they bought a shit ton of fucking google ads so .. ya know ..  fucking right, idiots!

So now BFL can continue on with business as usual and just be a fucking badass and you pansies have to just take it.

Inaba (who totally isn’t Josh from BFL) has this to say about you nerds, crying to mommy:

Who run this town? Butterfly Labs run this town!

Until the actual trial starts next year and they’re fucked.