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  1. Buttman, Jr.
    November 7, 2014 @ 3:56 pm

    The comedy goldmine never runs dry.


  2. Strelnikov
    November 8, 2014 @ 9:25 am

    Too stupid to call Silk Road 2 some sort of codename? Check.
    Lets people he doesn’t really know in as admins? Check.

    I wouldn’t trust this guy to run a Popsicle stand, much less a scaary network where people can buy illeegal drugs and shit.


  3. Defcunt
    November 8, 2014 @ 1:35 pm

    This guy is a fucking MORON to the nth degree! And his little hipster girlfriend Stephie McKay, I’m guessing, HAD to know what was going on. I mean, this idiot Benthall was so loose lipped online that I’m almost positive that he wouldn’t be able to help himself as far as keeping his mouth shut to Stephie. The Feds are probably all over her as well. S
    Soooooo, who’s the next crash-test dummy to go down the Silk Road? BWAHAHA! Fucking idiots.


    • Wampler Longacre
      December 29, 2014 @ 4:19 am

      I generally agree with you, except for that whole “these n00bs are ruining MY San Francisco” line. That’s just plain hilarious.

      The primary pastime of the hipster – as it has been for OVER A HUNDRED YEARS – is to complain about how their special San Francisco is being ruined by all the newcomers. Were you there back when the whole city burned down in 1920 and was rebuilt looking completely different? No? Then shut your stupid fucking mouth about San Francisco “returning to normal”, you irredeemable hipster twit.

      *ahem*. Sorry, just had to get that out of my system, as a fourth-generation East Bay resident.


  4. Wampler Longacre
    December 29, 2014 @ 4:22 am

    This is the ongoing, and hilarious, fallout from the Silicon Valley experiencing yet another tech-fueled boom, and convincing yet another young generation of pasty half-civilized shut-ins that they’re inherently more clever than the rest of civilization because HEY LOOK, MONEY!


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