Bitcoin is about to be featured in a major network tv drama about crying first ladies or something, I don’t fucking know.

CBS’s Primetime Drama Series “The Good Wife” just put out a casting call for an upcoming episode entitled “Finding Mr. Bitcoin”:

[DYLAN] 34 to 45, an underdressed lawyer prankster, brilliant, likable, and a bit childlike, he represents the creator of Bitcoin, an online currency, and is being pressured by the Treasury Department to reveal the identity of his client…GUEST STAR

[ELAINE] 30 to 35, stunning, extremely intelligent, and a bit mischievous, an MIT astrophysicist, she’s been named one of the Ten Hottest Geek Women. A rarity in the cryptography field, she proves very popular at Crypto-Con, the Comic-Con of cryptographers…GUEST STAR

[BAO] 26 to 35, a Chinese, male individual, brilliant but painfully shy, easily embarrassed, and quick to develop crushes, he’s an econophysicist from Nankai University who may or may not be the true inventor of Bitcoin…GUEST STAR. PLEASE SUBMIT ALL ASIAN ETHNICITIES

[TOM] 30 to 42, a severe, serious, suited man, he’s a federal agent from the U.S. Treasury Department who’s been following Dylan and trying to shake him down for information on the inventor of Bitcoin…GUEST STAR. SUBMIT ALL ETHNICITIES

[ALEX] 28 to 35, a nervous, small-time hotel manager, he testifies to the existence of a promotion at his business that accepted frequent flyer miles and Bitcoin as currency…ONE-DAY GUEST STAR

[DYLAN] 34 to 45, an underdressed lawyer prankster, brilliant, likable, and a bit childlike, he represents the creator of Bitcoin, an online currency, and is being pressured by the Treasury Department to reveal the identity of his client…GUEST STAR

[ELAINE] 30 to 35, stunning, extremely intelligent, and a bit mischievous, an MIT astrophysicist, she’s been named one of the Ten Hottest Geek Women. A rarity in the cryptography field, she proves very popular at Crypto-Con, the Comic-Con of cryptographers…GUEST STAR

[BAO] 26 to 35, a Chinese, male individual, brilliant but painfully shy, easily embarrassed, and quick to develop crushes, he’s an econophysicist from Nankai University who may or may not be the true inventor of Bitcoin…GUEST STAR. PLEASE SUBMIT ALL ASIAN ETHNICITIES

[TOM] 30 to 42, a severe, serious, suited man, he’s a federal agent from the U.S. Treasury Department who’s been following Dylan and trying to shake him down for information on the inventor of Bitcoin…GUEST STAR. SUBMIT ALL ETHNICITIES

[ALEX] 28 to 35, a nervous, small-time hotel manager, he testifies to the existence of a promotion at his business that accepted frequent flyer miles and Bitcoin as currency…ONE-DAY GUEST STAR

Sounds thrilling, I’m sure.